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The Watchman Calls

(March 1, 2001)

Robert Clayton was put to death today amid a flurry of last minute appeals for clemency and despite an avalanche of calls and letters expressing concern about the legal standing of his conviction and the dubious origin of evidence used to convict him.

As he lay on the cross-shaped instrument of death, with arms spread wide to receive the lethal toxins, he seemed to be engaged in conversation, and though his words were unintelligible to the onlookers present, experts have since discerned the following dialogue from recordings made at the time:

Voice: "I am the resurrection and the life. He who believes in me shall never die." [1]

Clayton: "Remember me in Heaven."

Voice: "I tell you the truth; this very day you shall see me in Paradise." [2]

Some onlookers observed that the dying man appeared to smile.

Other parties, however, are strongly disputing this version of events, among them the highly prominent organization, 'Order of Cain'. "We applaud the State of Oklahoma for its courageous act," said a spokesman, who took a few minutes out from raucous celebrations at the group's headquarters last night to answer questions.

The closely related religious group, 'Fiends of Tartarus', though less inclined to dispute the reported death-bed conversation of Clayton, are quick to praise those who were instrumental in bringing the execution about: "We're very proud of these guys," said Moloch, one of the leading lights of this movement, "we're pretty keen to get them here as quickly as possible so we can thank them personally."

Another source, who spoke on condition of anonymity, said that in the meantime, certain of the Tartarus contingent had already been dispatched to each person involved in the execution, to accompany them in their travels, to whisper advice throughout the day, and to fill their dreams at night.

Among the several arguments proffered by 'Fiends…' is that Clayton was a man of dim wit and inarticulate speech, and therefore of little use to men.

But these claims are met with strong rebuke by the up-wing 'Assembly of the Righteous': "God chose the foolish things of this world to shame the wise," [3] said spokesman Raphael, adding that the assembly has authenticated the veracity of Clayton's dying conversation. "The blood of the innocent cries out to Heaven. And I cannot bring myself to say of the people involved: 'Father forgive them, for they know not what they do.' They knew exactly what they were doing!"

Today, Clayton was greeted in Heaven amid the sound of trumpets in a great ceremony attended by saints and angels. Though reporters were not privy to the celebrations, several attendees reported that he was presented with the Martyr's Crown, one of the highest honors ever bestowed.

"Robert's treasure is stored in heaven," said Heaven's press agent Abdiel, "And the hand of man shall never harm him again."

Doubtless the controversy will continue unless, as Clayton himself petitioned (in what his close friend, Mark William Olson, termed one of the accused's "enduring prayers"), evidence is some day uncovered to prove his innocence.

Today, the Council of Heaven issued a press release stating that "the day of the Lord's return" had been brought forward in response to "our brother's treatment": "Robert wept for blood he had not spilt and paid with his own blood. Let not mortals think that Heaven will stand idly by and let men commit such atrocities with impunity," it said.

March 2001




[1]      John 11:25

[2]      Luke 23:43

[3]      1 Corinthians 1:27


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