The Presidential Fix
Afghanistan. Hit One. The drug wears off.
Must get another hit. Iraq. Iraq.
Flow through my veins, black liquid fire, flow.
"I'm losing patience!" Can't wait any longer,
Must have more press, publicity, and power.
Bin Laden tape supports Iraq. That means
Saddam Hussein supports Bin Laden back!
If there's no evidence, then make it up.
Frighten Americans. Orange alert.
"Buy gas masks, bio suits, duct tape, and water."
Set up missiles in Washington DC.
Why do the fucking French say no to me?
"If you're not with us, you must be against us!"
The French will come on board if they're attacked,
So plant a nuke in Paris, blame Iraq.
February 2003