The Love Song of George W. Bush Afghanistan: "You swept in like a might conqueror And put the demons plaguing me to flight, Then lay I 'raptured in your manly arms That clung to me during my darkest night. Before you ravished me, though, you did pledge Ever to guard me, within and without. So I allowed you to exploit my land, To lay your pipe and take my essence out. But see what lover's trickery hath wrought: You left me and engaged another cause, Breaking your promises. And now you're gone, You've left my blighted body dripping sores." Bush: "Pathetic nation, what d'you want from me? Did you expect me to maintain my vow? I needed to get laid and that is all. Another conquest is my quarry now." Afghanistan: "Drinking was your addiction once, and then Religion came along, your pain to ease. Now, raping countries is your ghoulish game. How many will you plague with your disease?" February 2003