George W.'s Hoedown (as he celebrates his ascendancy to the White House) Verse 1 Well I'm elected President,             O isn't it a thrill? I get to ride in limousines             Though the seats are stained by Bill. I walk in Daddy's footsteps             But he sits in the chair While I play in the Oval crèche,             I think that's very fair. Verse 2 I have all my daddy's friends             To tell me what to do. They tell me when to blow my nose             And when to take a poo. They call me "Mr. President",             I have so many fans. O I am so excited man,             I almost wet my pants. Verse 3 This is the American dream,             My calling from the Lord 'Cept when they use them big words,             It makes me really bored. I prefer to take a ride             Down to the Treasury So I can pay back all my friends             (rall.) Who bought those votes for me! February 2001