C-Rap The twice-crowned Cretin-King, the Crook-in-Chief, Election-outcome-bucking, question-ducking, Democracy-mocking, vote-recount-blocking, Ohio-county-deck-stacking, school-slacking, Electronic-black-box-second-terming, Political-capital-self-ascribing, Scripture-declaiming, security-threat-claiming, Hypocrisy-commanding, commonsense- Countermanding, misconduct-depicting, Condom-restricting, thought-crime-convicting, Scholar-decrying, Christ-recrucifying, Cult-canonizing, kid-cannonizing, Creed-inculcating, clarity-obfuscating, Machiavellian-machinations-orchestrating, Arc-of-the-Covenant-desecrating, Bare-faced-cheek-blinking, nervous-tic-hoodwinking, Effect-defective-thinking, archipelago- Sinking, apocalypse-brinking, arsenic- In-drinking-water-directing, rocket- Projecting, repercussion-effecting, Kyoto-Protocol-circumventing, Critical-mass-upcreeping, scandal-keeping, Red-carpet-creeping, no-compromise-brooking, White-collar-off-the-hooking, Al-Qaeda- Overlooking, America-eclipsing, Wickedness-accolading, bad-karma- Accumulating, accusation-collating, Cop-stating, sacrilege-indoctrinating, Crackpot-commemorating, conjecture- Conflating, cholera-incubating, Press-corps-chicanery-manufacturing, Broadcast-prepackaging, correspondent- And columnist-perking, casually-smirking, Consequence-shirking, scrutiny-skirting, Dry-drunk-compulsing, alcoholism- Inclining, atrocity-combining, Captive-confining, country-club-carousing, Capital- and corporal-punishment-hankering, Republic-to-autocracy-tracking Cranium-cramping, slack-thinking-think-tanking, Archive-uplocking, conscience-shocking, lake- Destocking, broken-recording, clemency- Forsaking, critic-excommunicating, Cold-calculating, cruelty-culminating, Computer-confiscating, kangaroo-courting, Lackey-backing, corny-rhetoric-clacking, Document-redacting, dictator-reacting, Countryside-cluttering, market-cornering, Credibility-squandering, confidence-trickstering, Iron-curtain-closing, Task-Force-undisclosing, Colossus-constructing, mass-destructing, Concord-deconstructing, mistake-upcovering, Congressman-auctioning, banker-commissioning, 9/11-Commission-decommissioning, Iraq-implicating, link-speculating, Outcome-pontificating, cataclysm- Percolating, redneck-collaborating, CIA-jackal-sanctioning, Dickensian- Conditioning, discontent-incurring, No-bid-uncontested-contract-conferring, Consumer-bilking, hawkishness-stinking, Chicken-hawk-cowering, klansmen-clearing, Black-marketing, collective-punishing, Lack-lustering, outcast-eradicating, Doctrine-prevaricating, cur-cringing, Secret-secreting, contraband-accreting, Action-reaction-cycling, culpability- Acquiring, economics-shipwrecking, In-custody-manacling, short-coming, Conduct-unbecoming, over-a-cliffing, Press-conference-skipping, Constitution-ripping, Country-infecting, intellectual-suspecting, Caring-affecting, diction-defecting, Detractor-dissecting, outcry-insurrecting, Conflict-of-interest-tricking, canine-sicking, Cancer-impacting, compliance-exacting, Kettle-black-calling, Kafka-recalling, Holocaust-Mein-Kampfing, concentration-camping, Crisis-conveying, human-cargo-decaying, Declaration-of-Independence-downcasting, Conjecture-escalating, activist- Incriminating, scare-fabricating, Compunction-lacking, kinship-hacking, cliché- Quacking, code-of-ethics-kidnapping, Cacophony-crackling, inaccuracy-cackling, McCarthyism-reincarnating, Cant-incantating, clumsy-conjugating, Statistics-discounting, cooked-books-accounting, Scalp-counting, account-conflicting, havoc- Wreaking, health-coverage-creaking, control-freaking, Accolade-seeking, scripted-copy-speaking, Vicarious-thrill-seeking, scant-coalition- Coalescing, Condi-caressing, media- Circusing, elocution-back-setting, Record-smoke-screening, at-checkpoint-abducting, Chaos-instructing, occupation-conducting, Health-care-deducting, Skull-and-Bones-inducting, Weapons-inspection-obstructing, cache- Collecting, clarion-call-misdirecting, Sanctuary-intercoursing, moral-compass- Off-coursing, incognoscenti-discoursing, Conscience-confounding, carnage-compounding, Geneva-Convention-blacking, mosque-sacking, Muckraker-sacking, addiction-slaking, Conclusion-faking, accomplishment-mistaking, Commoner-conscripting, cicatrice-inflicting, Scumbag-protecting, contagion-selecting, Monarchic-criminality-acquitting, Congress-back-dooring, contumely-scorning, Coherent-by-coaching, corridor-encroaching, Behind-closed-doors-smoke-filled-room-advocating, Conglomerate-crookèd-commerce-activating, Bureaucracy-accumulating, Bechtel- Placating, corporatocracy-making, Middle-class-clubbing, Iraq-man-cub-culling, Stock-pick-nondisclosing, crofter-foreclosing, Class-war-invoking, climate-change-stoking, Kickback-kicking, country-cherry-picking, Titanic-mimicking, fatcat-politicking, Clock-ticking, conflagration-cascading, Clandestine-undertaking, kitty-taking, Commons-enclosing, respect-decomposing, Worker-rockbottoming, cost-skyrocketing, Bomb-carpeting, protection-racketeering, Cough-blanketing, collateral-damage-causing, Quixotic-questing, lucre-coveting, Asthmatic-aching, bronchial-tube-breaking, Coal-fire-occluding, colored-people-excluding, Red-Cross-precluding, mad-cow-cultivating, Caution-vacating, skin-tone-discriminating, In-kin-incorporating, genetic-code- Contaminating, national-park-excavating, Tax-cut-sugarcoating, chain-of-command- Scapegoating, conman-connoting, car-bomb- Provoking, skullduggery-coaxing, coup- Prosecuting, objector-persecuting, Colombians-, Nicaraguans-recruiting, Carbon-consuming, clear-sky-obscuring, Concession-procuring, cartel-colluding, Concept-not-a-cluing, fact-misconstruing, Massacre-excusing, hackneyed-phrase-exclaiming, Conflict-campaigning, cooperation-curtailing, Columbus- and Custer-likeness-aliking, Concussion-striking, scam-liking, culture- Colliding, social-climbing, chemical- And nuclear-stockpiling, compliance-declining, Castration-out-carrying, favor-currying, Extinction-beckoning, reckoning-unreckoning, Landscape-afflicting, cleanup-contradicting, Slam-dunk-predicting, dialect-constricting, Solitary-confinement-shackling, candidate- Backstabbing, enemy-combatant-caging, Straitjacket-cladding, war-decree-declaring, Ecology-discarding, coast-carving, Protection-scrapping, bellicosity- Countenancing, capital-consecrating, Confederacy-consolidating, Stroke-medicating, bounced-check-circulating, Lexicon-truncating, clash-miscalculating, Cohesion-dislocating, ethnic-cleansing, Colony-skinning, character-weakening, Motorcade-streaking, economy-wrecking, Public-neglecting, canyon-prospecting, Banknote-redirecting, silk-pocket-lining, Conceit-compiling, currency-declining, Credit-crunch-catalyzing, kiss-of-death- Actualizing, confusion-comprising, Camel-through-needle's-eye-church-commerce-coupling, Accord-scuppering, on-the-door-knocking, Greenback-bankrupting, acreage-combusting, Crash-catering, checks-and-balances-conquering, Kangaroo-courting, dishabeas-corpusing, Court-doctoring, corporation-coddling, Arctic-, Antarctica-ice-cap-corroding, Curfew-consigning, epidemic-encouraging, Kindness-discomforting, counterfeit-coining, Canker-risking, reconciliation-canceling, College-controlling, tobacco-bankrolling, Clergy-coopting, kartoffel-kopfing, Frankness-accosting, factory-closing, Creek-clouding, communication-crackdowning, Collective-punishment-scourging, mankind-cuffing, Tract-junking, conservation-flunking, black-tie- Skulking, Social Security-cutting, Machismo-crashing, life-expectancy- Clobbering, education-debunking, College-course-skiving, knuckle-heading, Medicaid-skewering, Medicare-sickening, Community-crippling, blood-clot-thickening, Oligarch-tickling, candidness-trickling, While cleaving to coercive Cleverdick, Is reconfiguring his Cabinet, Creating a compliant congregation, Of crony clerics, choleric acolytes, A radical theocracy, a clique Complicit in the crime of cunning Cain, Executive of executioners, Electrocutioners, electioneers, Equivocators and excoriators, An echo chamber, coven of closed minds Clean-clad in corporate clothing, clones Alike in contemplation, colonizers Concocting victories to crow over, Corrupt, upkissing comrades countering The U.S. Constitution, craven quacks, Corrosive cranks, a cast of caricatures, A royal court of sycophants, a cadre Of cads, culpable cowards, and criminals, Contra-connected cocaine traffickers, Cavorting, courting, scofflaws, cannibals, Conformists, carrion-monsters, carnivores, A cursed conclave, obsequious coterie, Contemptuous crew of cruel calculus, Contriving captains of catastrophe, A confraternity congenital, Unscrupulous cabal, congenial club, Committee of absconding neocon junkies, Conspiracy their chiefest competence, Accomplices to kill, career, crusade, Their closet cupboards crammed with skeletons. Scoundrels consorting with escorts, they quote Compassionate Conservatism, while Confirming callousness, combining in Seclusion to enact fake hijackings, Collapse two columns of condemned concrete, Coat New York City with crushed corpses, clouds Of toxic nickel, cadmium, mercury, Concurring to inflict calamity. Then carte blanche to convict, incarcerate In secret lockups, run amok, carve up, Cripple in secret, cluster-bomb, and scorch, Conceal cadavers, combat casualties, Covertly cover up, cloak, classify All their despicable commerce of caskets. Though claiming Christ, they practice no confession, So shall their cruelty cancel God's concession. December 2004